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So, many UMNO members got quite upset at what Tok Guru Nik Aziz called them - Orang utan... But Tok Guru wasn't the first to start calling people names... Wasn't it S-I-L Khairy who called bloggers "Beruk"?

And if UMNO takes such idioms and figures of speech that seriously, I wonder how they will take the Holy Quran! That's because in Islam, animals have been used as a basis of comparison to human's (mis)behaviour...

Take verse 19 of the Surah Luqman: "And be moderate in thy pace, and lower thy voice; for the harshest of sounds without doubt is the braying of the ass."

Will UMNO kick up a big fuss because if they did not lower their voice (like they always do in parliamentary seatings and UMNO General Assemblies), they would've been likened to an ass! And that's from the Al-kitab!

And mind you, the Malays have a plethora of idoms. And animals have been used as comparison in most... So, isn't it a part of the Malay culture to (not call others by names of animals but) liken certain behaviours to those of animals'? Here are a few examples:

- Seperti kera dapat bunga
- Kera kena belacan
- Melepaskan anjing tersepit
- Ada bangkai, ada hering
- Adat gajah terdorong
- Anak kera hendak diajar memanjat
- Anjing bercawat ekor
- Anjing galak, babi berani

So, why are they getting so upset? Using the opportunity to strip PAS to the barest? Trying to gain political sympathy and mileage? SHEESH!!!!!

Oh, BTW Datuk Seri ZAM, wasn't that a "Konvensyen Jentera Pilihanraya Kementerian Penerangan" you were attending? Correct me if I am wrong: that convention was to brief the Info Ministry's elections machinery on their roles and duties during the upcoming elections.



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If so, why were you preaching about the opposition's weaknesses? Weren't you supposed to stay on course, and talk about how the ministry provide broadcast support to the elections commission? Last minute indoctrination? SHEEESHHHH!!!

Malufied

Last night, dinner was at Old Town Cafe, USJ Taipan... How did I chow down a bowl of prawn noodle when I was half asleep, I have totally NO recollection of it! How did I get so sleepy so early, NO recollection either! So, here's how a somnambulist in search of dinner looked like:


Transparent toothpicks yanked my eyelids open...


How did my prawn noodle taste? Usual, I guess... NO recollection, too! Did I enjoy the meal? I did, I guess.... NO recollection either!

Just before I lifted my b*tt to head home, something woke me up, almost like a bucket of icy-cold water being splashed onto my face... What was it?

Scroll down to see... (It was so embarassing, and beyond ANY explicable logic!)


















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With some skills I picked up from watching Wahdi's downloads of Tyra Banks' Next American Top Model, I gracefully strode out of the cafe, stealing cheeky peeks at the mismatched pair of whatever-you-call-them, as if I had put them on on purpose! Wahdi was what... ten steps ahead of me? More malufied than me!

Beware of the somnambulist male model... Coming to a fashion runway near you! Ha!